PE BACKED COMEDY

Introducing the PE Guy x Albatross Attire limited-edition hat. If you're not wearing a structured 6-panel with an embroidered zip code of your second home, are you even in PE?


Designed in partnership with the king of capital commitment himself, this lid is made for rooftop cocktails in Tribeca, "client dinners" in Jackson Hole, and dodging LP calls on the back nine.


Tastefully decent, wildly exclusive, and perfectly overpriced, just the way PE Guy likes it.

SUBSTANTIAL. Hoodie

Designed in partnership with the king of capital commitment himself, this hoodie is made for early morning Lake Como Coffees, If You Know, You Know

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PE BACKED

For the Au Pair When They're Outside Chasing Tarantino

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SUBSTANTIAL. hat

The SUBSTANTIAL hat. For when Deal Flow is Optimized and the Big Gala is coming up

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DEEEEEECENT HAT

The "Decent" Hat. For when you just closed a mid-market deal, made partner at 34, and still somehow feel... meh

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Due To My Role Hat

Due To My Role, you aren't just buying this hat, you're buying access to this lifestyle...Nnn yeah

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